I would like to humbly apologize for the creation of my concoction.
The "Irritant Slurry," or so I've called it... It was an awfully
immature idea. I have brought untold suffering onto the land, for
I had not stopped to question whether such creation was truly worth
the dire consequences it would have upon our society.

I have not stopped having mild itches on the forehead since drinking it.
There are no other effects but it is really obnoxious

Please, forgive me! I will hide the tome where no one will see it!
For what is the point of such creation, if all it does is bring harm?
I'm sorry!!